I used to live 20 miles south of the Canadian Border, and I tell ya what, I'm glad I did. The best thing about living so near to the Canadian border is when I turned 18 years old I was able to enter Canada and legally drink alcohol and watch strippers.
But now that I'm 21, I no longer need Canada...yet.
Barry's Response - Wait 'til the next draft. You might find us useful then.
All kidding aside...I'm glad we could accommodate. Thanks Jake.